Thanks to all the mythology related books I ve been reading recently,

I want to be Panchaali and kick Arjun and Kunti where it hurts them the most.
Be best friends with Krishna.
Seduce Vyasa, learn about my future and change it however it suits me.
Elope with Karna and have a fairy tale life or return Bheem's love and be treated like a queen.
Forbid Shiva from all that fucking dope.
Be Sati and sword fight. And, make Shiva go all nuts about me.
Tell Daksha to go get a life.
Teach Shakuni some manners.
And so much more. That era is so fascinating!

I knew it! I don't really belong to the present period at all. Sighhh