1. I am a unique asset to the sports world. Please don't assume that am boasting, but honestly, I have never seen anyone who can be so pathetic at everything related to sports.
Tennis, cricket, and everything else - The only connection I have with these games is the way I drool over HOT players.
Carroms - argh! I am quite a sight when I play that. If I hit a coin, its merely coz of the location change in my birth stars.
Foosball - Mostly I am hitting the ball to the wrong side.
basketball - by far, my only fav. sport. The best I ve done here is winning a Mr. Bean (ok,u can rofl) key-chain after playing in Amoeba!
2. I have the most sexiest legs in the world.
They never ever touch the ground when am seated. Almost always, my legs are dangling in the air. I plan to donate my legs for scientific research after my death.
3. 6 months and still super bad at Salsa.My partner usually sweats trying to spin me.
4. Cooking - Never-mind.
5. Sleeping - preferred duty. Done shamelessly. Anywhere, anytime.
6. At 21, I tried my hand at/on a two wheeler. After I tried for a while, my friend who was teaching me how to ride, genuinely felt that I should not touch a vehicle in my life again. I have been blindly following her advice since then :P
7. I attended violin classes for two weeks. I tried all tricks -- not to play the damn thing -- but to get myself out of those classes. Nothing worked. Finally I cried out loud, and they chucked me out. That was the most peaceful day in my life.
8. Even after 15 days of swimming classes, I swim like I am drowning in water. Everybody in the pool knows me well by now. (not coz am a great swimmer, but because I go n bang on to everything/everybody, everytime)
9. I have a peculiar way of dealing with men. I have had two and a half breakups without ever being in a relationship.
10.I go for long walks and occasional jog around the park. I walk straight into a hotel and belt like a pig.I eat subway salad for lunch and a sinful sizzling brownie for dessert. Go figure.
11.When people complain, I feel like chewing their heads of. no no, am not complaining about that :P
12. I have been knitting a muffler for around three months. (It ideally takes 24 hrs)
13. I have three skirts with no matching tops... And I have three tops with no matching pants. Shows how smart I am while shopping.
14-15. I have never ever completed anything that I have started (well, eating excluded)
So many reasons, so many near-perfect characteristics -- I keep telling myself that it ll be a huge loss to the world if I kill myself. Thus, I decide to live longer :P
Tennis, cricket, and everything else - The only connection I have with these games is the way I drool over HOT players.
Carroms - argh! I am quite a sight when I play that. If I hit a coin, its merely coz of the location change in my birth stars.
Foosball - Mostly I am hitting the ball to the wrong side.
basketball - by far, my only fav. sport. The best I ve done here is winning a Mr. Bean (ok,u can rofl) key-chain after playing in Amoeba!
2. I have the most sexiest legs in the world.
They never ever touch the ground when am seated. Almost always, my legs are dangling in the air. I plan to donate my legs for scientific research after my death.
3. 6 months and still super bad at Salsa.My partner usually sweats trying to spin me.
4. Cooking - Never-mind.
5. Sleeping - preferred duty. Done shamelessly. Anywhere, anytime.
6. At 21, I tried my hand at/on a two wheeler. After I tried for a while, my friend who was teaching me how to ride, genuinely felt that I should not touch a vehicle in my life again. I have been blindly following her advice since then :P
7. I attended violin classes for two weeks. I tried all tricks -- not to play the damn thing -- but to get myself out of those classes. Nothing worked. Finally I cried out loud, and they chucked me out. That was the most peaceful day in my life.
8. Even after 15 days of swimming classes, I swim like I am drowning in water. Everybody in the pool knows me well by now. (not coz am a great swimmer, but because I go n bang on to everything/everybody, everytime)
9. I have a peculiar way of dealing with men. I have had two and a half breakups without ever being in a relationship.
10.I go for long walks and occasional jog around the park. I walk straight into a hotel and belt like a pig.I eat subway salad for lunch and a sinful sizzling brownie for dessert. Go figure.
11.When people complain, I feel like chewing their heads of. no no, am not complaining about that :P
12. I have been knitting a muffler for around three months. (It ideally takes 24 hrs)
13. I have three skirts with no matching tops... And I have three tops with no matching pants. Shows how smart I am while shopping.
14-15. I have never ever completed anything that I have started (well, eating excluded)
So many reasons, so many near-perfect characteristics -- I keep telling myself that it ll be a huge loss to the world if I kill myself. Thus, I decide to live longer :P
never mind... These are not impossible things... all can be done... once u wake up early from bed... by the term early i mean really early not by 8.30am. the biggest problem which u is u never know what u wanted to do and what u r interested in... so figure out and solve it out...
ReplyDeleteI am assuming that this is my room mate Sudhira :P Well yes, i plan to wake up n cook everyday. Alleluia!
ReplyDelete1. I am a unique asset to the sports world. Please don't assume that am boasting, but honestly, I have never seen anyone who can be so pathetic at everything related to sports.
ReplyDeleteTennis, cricket, and everything else - The only connection I have with these games is the way I drool over HOT players.
Carroms - argh! I am quite a sight when I play that. If I hit a coin, its merely coz of the location change in my birth stars.
Foosball - Mostly I am hitting the ball to the wrong side.
basketball - by far, my only fav. sport. The best I ve done here is winning a Mr. Bean (ok,u can rofl) key-chain after playing in Amoeba!
Comment: U sure are a masterpiece!!
2. I have the most sexiest legs in the world.
They never ever touch the ground when am seated. Almost always, my legs are dangling in the air. I plan to donate my legs for scientific research after my death.
Comment: Donno y the proportion went wrong here!!
3. 6 months and still super bad at Salsa.My partner usually sweats trying to spin me.
Comment: Come on!! how bad can u get...atleast meet one criteria to be my friend (i mean...be a fast learner)
4. Cooking - Never-mind.
Comment: I need to meet a live person after he/she has certifies your cooking, before I can taste the dishes you've prepared.
5. Sleeping - preferred duty. Done shamelessly. Anywhere, anytime.
Comment: When was the last time you slept well??
6. At 21, I tried my hand at/on a two wheeler. After I tried for a while, my friend who was teaching me how to ride, genuinely felt that I should not touch a vehicle in my life again. I have been blindly following her advice since then :P
Comment: Am glad for people on the roads.
7. I attended violin classes for two weeks. I tried all tricks -- not to play the damn thing -- but to get myself out of those classes. Nothing worked. Finally I cried out loud, and they chucked me out. That was the most peaceful day in my life.
Comment: Violin?? Dil mein hi nahi....hath mein bhi SUR hona jaruri hain.
8. Even after 15 days of swimming classes, I swim like I am drowning in water. Everybody in the pool knows me well by now. (not coz am a great swimmer, but because I go n bang on to everything/everybody, everytime)
Comment: I told you last time too...change ur trainer!!
9. I have a peculiar way of dealing with men. I have had two and a half breakups without ever being in a relationship.
Comment: I suggest u read "What Men Really Want" book before u dive into the next adventure PLS!!
10.I go for long walks and occasional jog around the park. I walk straight into a hotel and belt like a pig.I eat subway salad for lunch and a sinful sizzling brownie for dessert. Go figure.
Comment: Nah...don't job Som...Not meant for ppl like us.
11.When people complain, I feel like chewing their heads of. no no, am not complaining about that :P
Comment: Tell me about it!!
12. I have been knitting a muffler for around three months. (It ideally takes 24 hrs)
Comment: Tera kuch nahi ho sakta :D
13. I have three skirts with no matching tops... And I have three tops with no matching pants. Shows how smart I am while shopping.
Comment: Its hep nowadays to wear pairs dat don't match each other!!...dats totally cool (I'm supporting u on diz becoz u know how gud I'm at diz)
14-15. I have never ever completed anything that I have started (well, eating excluded)
Comment: I'm proud dat atleast u start a thing....doesn't matter if u complete it or not....some people are just not made for completing things!!
U are right. I am a masterpiece :) N men.. hmmm, whr do i get that damn book from? sur dil mein bhi nahin hain mera... complete besur only :P sleep... hmmm.. was sleeping well, until a month ago :P
ReplyDeleteLOL.. firstly u've got SOME sense of humour Som.. people around me would think i'm mad coz i'm laughing soo loud reading this.. lol
ReplyDeletesecondly u r such a wonderful person.. there is no reason y killing urself shud even occur to u.. remember that u r still a kiddo.. though u talk all matured, etc.. how can u forget ur fav line 'go, get a life' .. say that to urself.
thirdly.. i shud remember not to complain infront u or sharu.. (thats one of my new year's resolution anyways) .. i want my head to b safe :)
hehe glad u laugh reading my blog :) makes me feel good!
ReplyDeleteKiddo??! I like the sound of tat :P ofcourse u can complain sush, i do that all te time!!
Ha Ha Ha.. :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!! N regarding the 6th point.. R u referring to me?!
bhanu - yes yes, I am referring to u only... :)
ReplyDeleteLook on the bright side, At least you gave it a shot ... I on the other hand have given it a thought but never tried the pretty cool stuff u've done ...
ReplyDeletecool stuff?? Salsa n Swimming are super cool.. u shud try!!
ReplyDeleteN thanks for making me feel better, Prem! :)
6. At 21, I tried my hand at/on a two wheeler. After I tried for a while, my friend who was teaching me how to ride, genuinely felt that I should not touch a vehicle in my life again. I have been blindly following her advice since then :P
ReplyDeleteNo! I never said that u should not touch the vehicle again. Anyway.. Let's give it another try! What say?! This time I will make U ride Avenger.. Ready? :) :P
hw come moviz n wrk is missing frm d list ;-P
ReplyDeleteBhanu - avenger? for my standards? the thought feels great :P the action, am not too sure!
ReplyDeleteNinja - work, not considered. Movies, hmmm... wondering how I missed out on that!
Ive heard about this post. Read it now. Girl you've got stuff. Just dust those cobwebs and spread your wings....I always feel the most difficult part of writing is to make people smile as they read. And you just did it with ease...****APPLAUSE****
ReplyDeleteI can debate point #3 on the dance floor though! :)
ReplyDeletePoint 8, I think I am better there than u. Have you ever been cornered in swimming class. Coach saying " go stand there and watch what others do, may be you can learn better" :D
ReplyDeleteRanj - :) we should do the debate then. On the dance floor ;)
ReplyDeleteJack - haha! u def. make me feel better. U really are better than me there :)