First of all, three cheers to 'Twenty Ten'... Am all geared up even before I kick-start the year. Every year I make such unreasonable resolutions that I cant even remember them after a while. So, I thought about a single day in my life and made a list of resolutions based on just one day. Here's what I have come up with. Am hoping that I atleast remember these things. Putting them in 'action' is something I like to 'think' about.Well, that's for the long run. For now, here's the list:
1. Eat like a human. Not like a pig.
2. Bring some reactions onto your forever sad looking face. Even if it means attending Bharatnatyam or muscle relaxation classes.
3. Go for early morning walks. yes, that's the moon you are gonna aim at, with the hope that you ll wake up atleast by afternoon n go for the damn walk.
4. Certain things in life are good to lose. Like the additional 15 kgs you are carrying on your body. Shed it, somehow.
5. Use your brains atleast when you shop.
This is 'PRIORITY'.
6. Heart is a very personal thing. Don't let it flutter for every Tom, @#$% and Harry! :P
From now on your heart should go butterflying ONLY for HOT men. The 'other' lot can stay away.
7. Men and Women were never meant to co-exist. They were just meant to be eye-candies for each other. Acknowledge that damn fact.
8. Flirt a little less.
9. Stop contradicting yourself. (read point 6 and 8 for clarity on this)
10. There is only one solution to feeling sleepy. And that is 'Sleep'. Never treat coffee as an anti-sleep potion. There's already enough caffeine in your body, you ll start shitting coffee beans, soon enough.
11. There is nothing like 'too many clothes'. But there definitely is something called 'Too Poor'. The second statement is what should come into your mind when you think of the first half.
12. Hunger doesn't have to be remedied every single time, particularly when you feel hungry 24x7. Just let it be. Indulgence is sin.
13. Learn to love cucumbers and carrots. They don't kill. (aaaarrggghhh... Naaaaaaaahhhhin!)
14. If you don't understand what's going on around you, smile. A nice nod will help too.
15. Swim. At-least like how humans do...
16. Give one more shot at Salsa, you might just get it this time.
17. Buy brighter clothes. (Ouch, that means shopping again)
18. Stop making never-ending list of resolutions and go get a life.
ta-da! :P
1. Eat like a human. Not like a pig.
2. Bring some reactions onto your forever sad looking face. Even if it means attending Bharatnatyam or muscle relaxation classes.
3. Go for early morning walks. yes, that's the moon you are gonna aim at, with the hope that you ll wake up atleast by afternoon n go for the damn walk.
4. Certain things in life are good to lose. Like the additional 15 kgs you are carrying on your body. Shed it, somehow.
5. Use your brains atleast when you shop.
This is 'PRIORITY'.
6. Heart is a very personal thing. Don't let it flutter for every Tom, @#$% and Harry! :P
From now on your heart should go butterflying ONLY for HOT men. The 'other' lot can stay away.
7. Men and Women were never meant to co-exist. They were just meant to be eye-candies for each other. Acknowledge that damn fact.
8. Flirt a little less.
9. Stop contradicting yourself. (read point 6 and 8 for clarity on this)
10. There is only one solution to feeling sleepy. And that is 'Sleep'. Never treat coffee as an anti-sleep potion. There's already enough caffeine in your body, you ll start shitting coffee beans, soon enough.
11. There is nothing like 'too many clothes'. But there definitely is something called 'Too Poor'. The second statement is what should come into your mind when you think of the first half.
12. Hunger doesn't have to be remedied every single time, particularly when you feel hungry 24x7. Just let it be. Indulgence is sin.
13. Learn to love cucumbers and carrots. They don't kill. (aaaarrggghhh... Naaaaaaaahhhhin!)
14. If you don't understand what's going on around you, smile. A nice nod will help too.
15. Swim. At-least like how humans do...
16. Give one more shot at Salsa, you might just get it this time.
17. Buy brighter clothes. (Ouch, that means shopping again)
18. Stop making never-ending list of resolutions and go get a life.
ta-da! :P
Nice Sowmya .........
ReplyDeleteNice list.. but i disagree with point 8... cmon yaar if not now then when.... njoy ur life wen u can and point no 8 is essential to tht.... its like they say... flirt and let flirt ;-)
ReplyDelete1. Eat like a human. Not like a pig.
ReplyDeleteAns: OMY no doubt u stinked like a pig all these days :D
2. Bring some reactions onto your forever sad looking face. Even if it means attending Bharatnatyam or muscle relaxation classes.
Ans: Very important or else u'll ruin wat u wrote in point 6
3. Go for early morning walks. yes, that's the moon you are gonna aim at, with the hope that you ll wake up atleast by afternoon n go for the damn walk.
Ans: The resolution should be to sleep early the nite before...so u can wake up early the next day for MORNING walks.
4. Certain things in life are good to lose. Like the additional 15 kgs you are carrying on your body. Shed it, somehow.
Ans: In addition, u can loose a lot of other things those r fun too ;-) U can add them to this point as well :D
5. Use your brains atleast when you shop. This is 'PRIORITY'.
Ans: Use ur brain????? Did u forget u r a woman!!
6. Heart is a very personal thing. Don't let it flutter for every Tom, @#$% and Harry! :P
From now on your heart should go butterflying ONLY for HOT men. The 'other' lot can stay away.
Ans: Since heart is a very personal thing....Not all HOT men r worth ur heart....keep dat in mind!! Some HOT men might just steel ur heart n leave ur wondering ;-)
7. Men and Women were never meant to co-exist. They were just meant to be eye-candies for each other. Acknowledge that damn fact.
Ans: What r u trying to prove here??....u mean 2 woman can co-exist...need clarification!
8. Flirt a little less.
Ans: Not possible for U n ME for years to come ;-) .... totally ruled out!
9. Stop contradicting yourself. (read point 6 and 8 for clarity on this)
Ans: confused as ever!
10. There is only one solution to feeling sleepy. And that is 'Sleep'. Never treat coffee as an anti-sleep potion. There's already enough caffeine in your body, you ll start shitting coffee beans, soon enough.
Ans: Try drinking Tik20 before u sleep....dat'll solve the problem permanently!
11. There is nothing like 'too many clothes'. But there definitely is something called 'Too Poor'. The second statement is what should come into your mind when you think of the first half.
Ans: Buy this book: "The Millionaire Next Door"
12. Hunger doesn't have to be remedied every single time, particularly when you feel hungry 24x7. Just let it be. Indulgence is sin.
Ans: Go for anti-hunger pills!!
13. Learn to love cucumbers and carrots. They don't kill. (aaaarrggghhh... Naaaaaaaahhhhin!)
Ans: Ofcourse they don't...don't tell me u didn't know dat!!
14. If you don't understand what's going on around you, smile. A nice nod will help too.
Ans: Don't u already do dat every single time we joke in the shuttle!!
15. Swim. At-least like how humans do...
Ans: Were u trying to learn swimming like animals do?? I'd suggest... u change ur trainer then!
16. Give one more shot at Salsa, you might just get it this time.
Ans: I thought u r a fast learner....how do u manage to work??
17. Buy brighter clothes. (Ouch, that means shopping again)
Ans: I think bright yellow, light orange, bright pink will look gud on U!!
18. Stop making never-ending list of resolutions and go get a life.
Ans: Now dats something u shud've have thought about before many diz long list!!
I just hope Sharu doesn't leave her saintly comments on ur resolution #13 ;D
ReplyDelete(cant help watching out for such bugs in what I speak or hear.. u know my surroundings right :D)
ok, u r safe! .. she already responded (she's out of form today)
ReplyDeleteRavi - Thanks! :)
ReplyDeleteNithya - Ofcourse... flirting and breathing are not too different for me :P
Sharu - Arrrgggghhhh! Me gonna try bright yellow, light orange and all that. yay! :)
Sush - hehe looks like I escaped :P
U bet Sush, when people talk about Cucumbers & Carrots Sharu reply so decently, cant believe it. May be its the weather or the Pondi effect.
ReplyDeleteCant help bt smiling,infact laughing,infaaaaaaact
ReplyDeleterolling on the floor lauging, wid hands on my tummy.ouch,tht hurts!!!!! somya u r incredible!!!love your works a lot